Clicky

I'd like to bet that yet again this case will disappear due to the special rules given to the police

Hit a tree at a height of 5 feet

f*cking bastards

They should be hung from the tree.

If I was a cop I would.

What would you do? try to go higher up the tree

I'd be able to keep a car under control at that speed. The police are hopeless drivers.

That's a huge generalisation

If I ever get chased, I'll run. They'd never get me, they're too f*cking useless.

Well you better watch out for in a few years when I join the police.

*waits for someone to say that proves the generalisation*

You wouldn't catch me speeding unnecessarily though.